This is a conversation in which I educate a young mind on how the way you walk may give someone the wrong impression.
*Foot action employee "swaggers" up to my store*
Me: Why do you walk like that?
Foot Action Employee: It's my swag?
Me: What?
Foot Action Employee: My Swag. Ain't yo ever hearda swag?!
Me: Sorta. I was wondering because you were walking how I walk after having very rough anal sex.
Foot Action Employee: WHAT?! I ain't gay yo!!
Me: I didn't say you were. But your walk kinda gave me the impression.
*I get off my seat and imitate from memory my morning after walk*
Foot Action Employee: O.O...... O.o
Me: see?
Foot Action Employee: Can I just pay for my coke.
Me: sure. $1.25
*Register ChaChing*
Me: Have a Good Night
*Foot Action Employee walks away with little to no swagger in his step.*
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