prioritiesintact:

What Jack in the Box SHOULD have done: garnish their bacon milkshakes with a strip of bacon! (and flavored them w/ real bacon)

The bites I took of the bacon dipped in the milkshake were far superior to the flavor of the shake itself.

Final verdict: if you’re going to make something as sinister as a bacon milkshake, Jack in the Box, have the balls to use real bacon. Using bacon flavored syrup is like getting a shitty handjob: yeah you kinda get what you wanted but it was mostly a waste of time and you could’ve done it better yourself…

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   damn! i hope jaron is as disappointed as i am.

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